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Friday, April 25, 2008

How to be cool by- Will Smith

no,its not will smith the actor,here its will smith the comdeian & comedy writer, i bought his book from Uk "How to be Cool-make social blunders a thing of the past' it was hilarious,full pack of 'cool' knowledge tht tell some habits tht might have be uncool..its a fact book,but hell its a good one,i lend it to my friends in MD they enjoyed the book.

here im gonna show u this one section of the book on how to make cool blog entries =)...

''if you're going to do a blog,make it intersting. Imagine you're actually writing for a newspaper, or an internet news source. Do people really want to read your meaderings about whether Korn is going to be reunited with the former band members or making it as a 3 member band for the next album?Here are some really uncool titles for Blog Entries,i edited some to make it more local-ish:"


- 'what I had for supper'
- 'women I'd like to sleep with'
- 'Men who could turn me'
- 'iPod Love -A modern sonnet Sequence'
- 'Countries and races i don't like'
- 'My favourite episodes of Kudil & Jambul'
- 'Last night I heard my parents making love'
- 'The problems of Being A Writer In Brunei OR how the City Stole my Muse'
- 'Girls needed for amateur porno'
- 'Glen Medeiros: A Reassessment'


here's another fact in the book for the social network junkies BLURBS(e.g friendster,Facebook,multiply,tagged..)haha apparently im one of the junkies =P


"About Me - Avoid the following:


- 'I'm crazy, me!'
- ' I like Larging it!'



a note for the ladies - avoid putting things like ' i can be quite moody and tempestuous but , if you can put up with me, i'm worth it!' It doesnt make you sound like an intruguing challenge, i makes you sound like a high-maintenance egocentric bunny-boiling control freak.


Who I'd like to Meet - This is the absolute worst type of uncool thing you can write:



"everyone and anyone who wants to have Fun and meet people and DANCE and GO CRAZY!!!"


'this is a fourteen-year-old's idea of cool.Pissoff and learn chess.
This is almost as bad, in fact it might be worse because it's going for cool but over shoots painfully:


"All those who stand outside the global throttling of art as perpetrated by the blood-stained hands of the purse-string holders.''


That smacks of a card-carrying, tournament winning Grade-A Arsehole.


this is passable:

'like-minded people who dig intersting stuff.I'm pretty chilled'


But it's the sort of vacant nonsense by people who thing having a songkok is the same thing as having a personality.


In truth, its probably best to leave this section blank.After a;;. the really cool person is someone everyone else wants to meet. And who also doesn't prejudge others, and has a wide range of eclectic friends and acquaintances, acquired through their broad interests and non-judgemental social attitude."


haha..although these facts just for laughs,its kinda true.for more articles from this book just holla,or directly borrow the book from me just contact me =)

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