the Betrothed Stoner.

The stoner 's motto.

hey stoners. ive just read this poem which is awesome and hilariously brilliant!This is a parody of Kipling's marvelous poem "The Betrothed", which is famous for the immortal line: "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." His intro claims that the poem is based on a breach of betrothal case in england, and it is about a man who has been asked to choose between his fiancee and his cigar habit. The poem, which is a bit of a parody in and of itself, didn't really need to be parodied, but I thought it would prove amusing to make a version in which tobacco has been replaced by marijuana. You can decide whether I was right. The original lyrics appear on the right half of the table.