Lame Jokes part two

being lame isnt that bad,its kinda weird yet its stating that u have a sense of humour..here are some jokes that i found lame yet interstingly its funny..:-

1."Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

2.What's brown and sticky? A stick.

3.What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

4.What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.





5.What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.





6.Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.


7.Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"


8.What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


9.What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

10.What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.




11.Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.


12.Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.




credited illustrations by Mike Lowery